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Bringing Twitter verification to the masses, and it's won't cost you anywhere near $15,000. Make sure everyone knows that you're somebody worth listening to... at least in Eastern Europe.

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Verification? Who needs it?! For $8 a month you can say whatever you want and be whoever you want, as long as you say it's parody. But what if you could apply that to life? Well now you can! With this not legally binding merchandise, you can say what you like and what are people like Elon Musk going to do about it? After all, you've labeled yourself a parody! *This is not the "Get out of jail free" card Elon Musk seems to think it is. I'm not legally responsible for anything you do while wearing this image. It's just damn funny to me.