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Vulcan Language Kids T-Shirts

Tags: scifi, daimotion, unit31

Unit31-TYP Kids T-Shirt

by DAIMOTION
$18
Description

I'm so sorry to inform all of you that my son, Evan Jr., passed away earlier last week. Losing a loved one is never easy, especially when that loved one is your retarded son, Evan Jr. I will try to remember the good times. I remember how Evan used to drool all over the couch and i would smack his macrocephalic head and say, "No Evan, no!". I also remember how when I wasn't looking, he would go into the kitchen and turn on our gas stove and he would just sit there and suck in the fumes. As soon as I would smell the gas, I would race into the kitchen and toss Evan into the living room. Above all else, Evan loved eating my spare change. I kept my change in a jar by my bed, and Evan was always getting into it. Opening the lid of that jar was one of the few advanced motor functions that he could perform. Pennies were his favorite. On numerous occasions, I was forced to take Evan to the E.R. to get a dollar and some change pumped out of his stomach. The doctor told me that if he kept eating coins, he would eventually lose his life, but unfortunately I didn't take the advice to heart. I just loved the vacant look that would spread across his fucked up face whenever he would shove a fistful of change into his mouth. I was deeply saddened to come home from work one day only to find my dear Evan Jr. face-down and lifeless on the living room floor, his belly filled with about $30 worth of pennies, nickels, and dimes (my family doesn't believe in quarters). I had hidden my change jar, but I think he sniffed out the pennies. I thought he would be responsible enough to be left home alone. I thought that he could manage himself. I thought he would have the sense to stop eating at around fifteen bucks, but I was wrong. The cheapest child-sized coffin at Carolina Joe's Crematorium Emporium cost $300, so I can't even afford a coffin for my sweet little angle. Evan always hated fire, so cremation isn't an option. Until I sell enough of this merchandise to afford a coffin, Evan Jr. will remain inside of a Hefty brand trash bag in the bed of my truck. He's doing a number on my gas mileage. $30 may not be a whole lot of money, but it sure made Evan heavy. Thoughts and prayers are welcome, God bless.

Tags: please-buy, i-miss-you, tragedy, mentally-handicapped, retarded

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Not Sold in stores ! Buy Now ! View more styles below Choose gender and size then click on "Add to cart" 100% quality print. ALL SIZES !! Small to 5XL !!

Tags: ambassador-spock, stark-trek, trekking, star-trek-phase-ii, spock-prime

Vulcans Kids T-Shirt

by NineBlack
$18

Tags: comic, superheroes, comics, america, captain-america

Description

For the (possibly hipster) trendsetting Trekkie in your life. What does it all mean? From Memory Alpha: The Vulcan IDIC is an acronym for Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations, the basis of Vulcan philosophy, celebrating the vast array of variables in the universe. In the Vulcan language, the term for IDIC is Kol-Ut-Shan. For more designs, visit nerdfelt.net

Tags: vulcans, vulcan-language, vulcan-salute, vulcan, captain-kirk

Description

Never underestimate the power of it.

Tags: little-mermaid, ursula, ariel, disney, disney-villain

Tags: mr-spock, uss-enterprise, vulcan, leonard-nimoy, ncc-1701

Vulcan Kids T-Shirt

by Sinmara
$18

Tags: prayer, believe, arms, martyr, gun

Vulcan Kids T-Shirt

by wloem
$18
Description

For the (possibly hipster) trendsetting Trekkie in your life. What does it all mean? From Memory Alpha: The Vulcan IDIC is an acronym for Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations, the basis of Vulcan philosophy, celebrating the vast array of variables in the universe. In the Vulcan language, the term for IDIC is Kol-Ut-Shan. For more designs, visit nerdfelt.storenvy.com

Tags: latinum, star-ship, next-generation, jean-luc-picard, captain-picard

Description

I am Groot

Tags: i-am-groot, guardians-of-the-galaxy, college, school

Description

A tattooed hand of Spock from Star Trek.

Tags: tv, series, films, movies, star

Vulcan Hand Kids T-Shirt

by Olipop
$18
Description

:)

Tags: funny, parody, pop-culture, nerd, geek

Description

This is a drawing i made of spock

Tags: trekie, vintage, cartoon, star-ship, retro

Spock Vulcan Kids T-Shirt

by cheesemouse2
$18
Description

Live for ever Mr. Spock.

Tags: star-trek, star-trek-shirts, vulcan-salute, vulcan

VULCAN FOREVER Kids T-Shirt

by Alienbiker23
$18
Description

Spoiler Alert: Marty McFly is your father.

Tags: empire, darth, lightsaber, mashup, movies

Vader from Vulcan Kids T-Shirt

by Brinkerhoff
$18

Tags: kotlin-programmer, programming, humor, geeks, kotlin-logo

Kotlin - language Kids T-Shirt

by mangobanana
$18
Description

Spock meets hello kitty

Tags: uss-enterprise, mr-spock, spock

Vulcan Cat Kids T-Shirt

by yayzus
$18
Description

“I have and always shall be your friend.” -Spock Rest in peace, Leonard Nimoy.

Tags: spock, mr-spock, leonard-nimoy, final-frontier, star-trek

Everyone's Favorite Vulcan Kids T-Shirt

by AlexMathewsDesigns
$18
Description

Remember that iconic Captain America line in Avengers: Age of Ultron? Well, now you can wear it! Keep your family, friends, or even complete strangers in check by reminding them to watch their 'Language!'

Tags: marvel, comics, memes, funny, superheroes

Language! Kids T-Shirt

by marvel_entertainment
$18

Tags: kirby, demonigote, america, captain, frame

Language! (BN) Kids T-Shirt

by demonigote
$18
Description

In this way we will love each

Tags: conspiracy, theory, nwo, new world order, all seeing eye

Description

Sweet whale speaking whale language.

Tags: whales, blue-whale, whale-language, blue-whales, whale-watching

Tags: alien, space, science-fiction, sci-fi, cinema

Tags: star-trek, enterprise, spock, trekkie, kirk

Merry Vulcan Christmas Kids T-Shirt

by HilariousDelusions
$18
Description

For those poor, unfortunate souls.

Tags: 80-s, mermaid, evil

Tags: cat, kitty, kitten, funny, cute

Cat language Kids T-Shirt

by BlancaVidal
$18

Tags: language-analogy, programming-language, developer, programmer, java

Language analogy Kids T-Shirt

by mangobanana
$18

Tags: rapper

Language Kids T-Shirt

by Verboten
$18
Description

Horam Najulatchti!

Tags: star-trek, enterprise, spock, trekkie, kirk

Merry Vulcan Christmas Kids T-Shirt

by HilariousDelusions
$18

Tags: shadow-moon, mr-wednesday, bilquist, vulcan, america

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Study your ASL signs

Tags: fingerspelling, signing, american-sign-language, sign-language

Description

a design inspired by godzilla and minions(when kevin became giant in the movie)

Tags: pop-culture, geek, despicable-me, banana, kaijus

Description

This portrait of Spock from Star Trek is made entirely from words relating to the character.

Tags: star, trek, spock, vulcan, leonard

A Vulcan of Many Words Kids T-Shirt

by MarinasingerDesigns
$18
Description

Need help when you travel abroad ? Then this Design can help you out!

Tags: traveling, travelling, turist, help, assistance

Description

Love in many language

Tags: quotes, love-in-many-language, love-je-taime, je-t, je-taime

Description

For the next time your fellow superhero starts mouthing off...

Tags: quotes, quote, film, joke, vintage

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