Weekly Planet Kids T-Shirts

The Weekly Planet shirt you can HEAR! Relive precious memories of bleeding eardrums and frantic fumbling with volume controls with this classic garment!

A minimalist design of our favorite Australian podcasters.

Since corporate bastards aren't required to adhere to copyright law regarding satire or parody, here's a new version of a No Time To Die shirt featuring one of the seventeen thousand re-titlings from The Weekly Planet!

You're forgiven! You're in your grub era!

Show the world that you are just like the dashing hero Han Solo; you've got no mates!

It's Marvel Studios except it says Weekly Planet. Do you get it? It's because the lads are a couple of Marvel fanboys... bloody got 'em!

It's Marvel Studios except it says Weekly Planet. Do you get it? It's because the lads are a couple of Marvel fanboys... bloody got 'em!

What *is* an Art Attack? Wackadadoos can sport this mashup of the Weekly Planet in the style of the classic Art Attack logo.

It's 420 somewhere...

Classic Weekly Planet Logo

In memory of my friend, Gym, spelled G-Y-M. He's alive, but he's embarrassing so he doesn't leave the house...

Inspired by The Weekly Planet podcast

They had 122 minutes more fun with it. Presented in a perfectly normal human aspect ratio to preserve the artistic vision.

Weekly Planet logo based on classic punk icon logo! Hey Ho, let's go lay down for a while...

A missed opportunity? An ineffective board room? A smudged whiteboard? We all know this should have been the name.

Monster T for cool guys

The lads are officially off the guest list! No more sweet as advanced screenings... no more lanyards!

Let ‘em know where you are operating at.

They had 122 minutes more fun with it. Presented in a perfectly normal human aspect ratio to preserve the artistic vision.

That guy who shouts rodney

Famous internet celebrity Nick Mason provides the best fiber internet for you! You should get the INTERNET!

Justice means the moral principle of determining whether something is just or not.

It's new footage all day long, well, there's more (it's taller probably).

The fate of the worst thing ever committed to film is explained.

The better title for Transformers (2007) where an award winning actor is peed upon by a robot. Whether you're a stoic military guy, a stuttering insufferable idiot, or a chick (the movie's three character types), you'll look golden and greasy in this tee!

Inspired by The Weekly Planet podcast!

Perhaps the most divisive gag in Weekly Planet history!

Yes, this movie was terrible, but now you can find redemption in the hilarious take on its title. Bloody got 'em!

Show the world what you have in common with the dashing, roguish hero Han Solo; you've got no mates!

Third in a series of dumb logos for television shows

"No, no, you've misheard" "Too late! We've already printed it!" SEWERMAN logo from my Weekly Planet Poster. Now you too can be just a person who lived in a sewer.

The opposite of the other guy.

Tribute to the boys of The Weekly Planet podcast and their commitment to brands!

SPUMM. Just SPUMM.