Your Brain On Facts Kids T-Shirts

"My name's Moxie and this is Your Brain On Facts." Now you can write in your own name and tell everyone you host a trivia/history podcast.

Who says gray matter has to be gray, anyway?!

The Your Brain On Facts logo as a classic red neon light.

Your Brain on Video Games

Presenting the first in a series of shirts paying homage to the most memorable topics and facts discussed on the Your Brain On Facts podcast, specifically casa marzu, Sicilian maggot cheese. Yes, that's a real thing. Yes, maggots. Live ones.

"Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong." -Bill Bailey

hand-drawn light bulb with brains

This Is Your Brain On Drugs Design for Men, Women, Family, Mom, Dad, Father, Mother, Friends, Girls, Boys, Guys, Her, Him.

I'm not good with metaphors, but I remember a commercial from the 80s with something about frying eggs...

Your personal idea generator!

This cute & funny your brain on art design is perfect for any artists who know that their brain is focused on art and not much else! This awesome 'your brain on art' pun is perfect for anyone with artistic flair & a sense of humor! If you've got someone who's amazing at drawing, painting, photography, or any other cool artistic talents - they'll love this awesome art themed joke design! Great for all kinds of different talented artists who have an amazing creative outlet!

Your Brain on

Paint on the brain!

A neon blacklight fluid acrylic pour painting turned psychedelic electric brain

The Key to Peak Happiness, Thinking, and Health

This is a throwback to the 90’s with a splash of internet lunacy. People have described this shirt as “awesome” and “hard to look at”. Buy one today!!

Funny motivational design calling to "turn on your brain" and start thinking, stop thinking in patterns, learn to see the obvious.

Funny motivational design calling to "turn on your brain" and start thinking, stop thinking in patterns, learn to see the obvious.

Music soothes the savage beast and relaxes your mind. Let the music flow through you like waves of the nicest ocean in the world.

Turn off the TV, Turn on your Brain

Use your brain-Skull on the grass-Humor

This Is Not Your Brain

Not the first bad review for the Your Brain On Facts (podcast) book, but definitely the best!

Show the world you're all that and brains, too.

This is your Brains!

A drawing I did to show what happens when you worship a guy who has 34 felonies a little too much.

Some slogans for Monarchy: Leeching by example. Grooming children to accept social injustice since 1066. Drawing a smiley face on segregation. Keeping privilege special. Making Britain the Same Again. For when you really don't care how you're governed. A paradigm of monopolising advantage without even a nod to pesky merit. Write your own.

"In My Brain I Rearrange the Letters on the Page to Spell Your Name"⁠ - History Eraser by Courtney Barnett

Put on a happy face

Show the world you're all that and brains, too!

Music soothes the savage beast and relaxes your mind. Let the music flow through you like waves of the nicest ocean in the world.

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.

Some slogans for Monarchy: Leeching by example. Grooming children to accept social injustice since 1066. Drawing a smiley face on segregation. Keeping privilege special. Making Britain the Same Again. For when you really don't care how you're governed. A paradigm of monopolising advantage without even a nod to pesky merit. Write your own.

For light fabrics. The words: "Fear is designed to keep you on your toes, not to keep you from doing dumb stuff. (you need a brain for that)

Fight back against the tyranny of willful ignorance!

from Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs (2009)