Ugh, there's nothing worse than people who exercise recreationally, am I right? We get it, you're healthy. You're aware of your health. You're totes healt. Get over it. This is for all those lazy people out there, who are probably going to live sedately, die young and leave a mildly unpleasant corpse and an empty Netflix queue.
Tags: parody, sports, lazy, active, health
These great beautiful creatures are shrinking in numbers everyday for their ivory. Their deaths are senselessly lowering the number of them at alarming rates. Soon we may not have them to admire at all. If you support them and organizations helping to save them, represent it loud and proud with an "I support Elephants T-Shirt"
Tags: t, no-ivory, change, pro-active, support