Are you set upon by such morons that couldn't even wrap every brain cell they have around a saltine cracker? Imbeciles assail your workplace, buffoons ruin gathering of your own family, and cretins run amok in the general public. Idiocy is everywhere. Don't worry - you're not a lone island of sanity. After all, at least you can't see stupid in the dark. The Great Grey Owl doesn't have that luxury.
Tags: bird-meme, meme, great-grey-owl, vexation, cuteness
The best defense is a good offense, especially if some dude starts grinding on you. Remind any dance-floor barnacles that you can break a grown man's femur with one slick stomp. Or a bit of well-placed flailing - I'm not judging. You do you, bird. PS: Don't forget your spiked combat boots for the dace floor. Emus would love to wear them, but they lack any appendage remotely resembling arms and hands with which to tie laces. Capitalize on those thumbs, dance commander.
Tags: vexation, birb, birds, bird, cute-animals
Size matters not when you're angry enough. Like a chickadee threatening to rip out the eyes of larger-yet-lesser birds, let people know that once you get your fill of their crap you are not above wearing their innards like a neck tie.
Tags: chickadee, bird, birds, songbird, chick