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Jarjar was never really introduced to this town. In fact, no one who lives here seems to know where he came from or when he got here. I don't think he really ever leaves the bar. He spends his days in there sitting in the darkest corner of the room, drinking until Steven, who owns the place, throws him out of there. He just sleeps in front of the bar. I've heard he doesn't actually sleep, he just sits there, his blinds seeing something that we could never see. He always has the same look on his face, as if he's constantly reliving some vacant horror from decades ago. He doesn't talk, but Ron, one of the bag boys at the grocery store, told me that he bumped into Jarjar while he wasn't looking, and Jarjar said, "Ani, is that you?". I don't know who Ani is, but some people in town say that Jarjar actually used to be a higher-up in the galactic senate. They even say that he knew the famous Anakin Skywalker. It's probably bullshit, but you have to wonder what happened to him to make him the way that he is.
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