If you OKCupid/Plenty of Fish/eHarmony/godhelpyou Craigslist, please consider wearing this shirt for your own personal peace of mind in your profile pics, and also, some sweet free advertising for me. (In a realm of DMCA'd fanart content, i don't wanna hear any of you gripe and say there's no such thing as a good idea anymore.)
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Kristian had a rant on Schmoes Know movies to a fan who accused him of kissing Mark Hamill's ass when the Schmoes interview him. Kristian responded "Of course I will kiss his ass, it is fucking Luke Skywalker Mother Fucker! Hence the shirt. We kept it a little edited so you can wear it in public. Enjoy!
Tags: star-wars, luke-skywalker, lukeskywalker, movies, schmoes-know