We had a bushel of Silent Princess, a salt shaker of Goron Spice, two dozen rushrooms, some lizalfos tails, horns and fangs… also, a bottle of red, and bottle of blue, one or two of those spritely little bastards if we had any trouble. Not that we needed them for the trip, but once you get locked up in a serious collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that worried me was the Lon Lon special. Nothing was more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the harrowing depths of a milk binge.
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