Jalapeno Laptop Cases
Had to post this one after we took my son to a BBQ place yesterday afternoon. He dipped his chicken nugget in some sauce that was suppose to be mild but was actually nuclear. His face turns to horror as the heat kicks in. He starts scraping his tongue while saying, "DAT 'OT! DAT 'OT!" http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/
Tags: chili pepper, chili, yum, eat, food
Do you order up the sampler platter and snout those poppers like a truffle hunting sow? Do you send them back if they are not ooey and gooey enough? Do you want to see some stretch when you nibble? If you answered "That'll do, pig" to any of the preceding questions, congratulations! You're a poppers pig. Now stuff those jalapenos with cheese, batter 'em down, fry 'em up til they're golden brown, and pop 'em in your face hole while wearing this charming design as a bib! Only then will that do, pig.
Tags: folsom, kink, fire-island, provincetown, gay-otter
Our Fieri who art in Flavortown, Holy Moly be Thy name. Thy Camaro come, Thy food is done on the Griddle as it is in Flavortown. Give us this day our daily jalapeño cheddar bacon ranch breadsticks and forgive our tabs as we forgive our waiters. And lead us not into Whole Foods but deliver us some killer BBQ chipotle chicken pizza. For thine is the Wingdom, and the Flavor, and the Calory, for ever or as long as your Food Network contract stipulates. Amen.
Tags: butter, shut-the-front-door, sriracha, jalapeno, chipotle
What will it take to bribe you to come out to the office party? How about tortilla corn chips with spicy melted nacho cheese and jalapeno pepper? Pass the guacamole and salsa! Perfect for any junk food lover or a fan of mexican food whether it's Cinco de Mayo or just taco Tuesday. Great for kids to wear to a birthday party or college students to a study group. Chips and queso...olé!
Tags: guacamole, cinco-de-mayo, bribe, jalapeno-pepper, melted-cheese