TEAM ROCKET’S SECRET HIDEOUT, KANTO No. 2: “Giovanni, several years ago, we invested in a small, Celadon City-based coffee company. Today, Starboks offers premium quality coffee at affordable prices. Dee-lish.” *No. 2 gives Giovanni a cappuccino. Giovanni takes a sip, and unknowingly gets some of the foam on his nose.* No. 2: “Giovanni, if we shift our resources away from evil empires and towards Starboks, we can increase our profits five-fold.” Giovanni: “No. 2, I make the decisions here, OK? I demand a little respect.” No. 2: *looking at the foam on Giovanni’s nose* “Giovanni, you have a little of the…” Giovanni: “Silence! I will not tolerate your insolence!” Well, how else did you think Team Rocket was able to finance Jessie and James’ crazy schemes with a seemingly endless amount of money?…
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With the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse just over the horizon, we need a President who will not cower in the face of fear; who will rise up and attack America’s real issues. We need a President who will set us on the right path and lead us against an army of the undead. That man, is Ash Williams. Give him some sugar, Baby.
When it comes to deep frying mystery ingredients, MFC’s the best! Here’s the modern (circle) design version of my MFC series, celebrating the Mankanshoku matriarch’s cooking prowess. おいしいですね～ Alternate modern version: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/190383-mankanshoku-fried-croquettes-modern Retro version: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/243310-mankanshoku-fried-croquettes-retro-style
Tags: kentucky-fried-chicken, honnoji, honnouji-gakuen, honnouji, senketsu
Make NEET your first choice for year-round unemployment! NEET provides the best protection against archaic societal norms. Self-deprecating? A bit. Snarky? For sure. But we should take pride in what we are. Don't let society pigeonhole you!
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