Parody of Barack Obama's 2012 Presidential Campaign logo. Back Ron Swanson of Pawnee, Indiana as your next President of the United States, and give him all of the bacon and eggs you have. "My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he's allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe...when he desires them." Ron Swanson
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"STEAK! Where's my STEAK?!" "Get me Armani." "A suit?" "On the phone." "Like the main company number? Because I'm gonna have to call information." "Where's Armani? He's on the phone. Too slow. You are not going to Paris. I'm so much better than you are." Season four of The Office (US) was a magical time. Relive one of the best moments with this tank. I only want the best for you, Menushka.
Tags: dwight, tv, quotes, funny, pam-beesley