I love making these Ministry of Silly Walks tshirts. All I have to do is think up the silliest thing I can imagine doing Monty Pythons Silly Walk that makes me laugh and that becomes a tshirt. I mean, seriously, the acid bleeding xenomorph from Alien? If it had just silly walked around the Nostromo, or the Sulaco or on LV426, none of the bad stuff would have happened. Everyone would be friends, no-one would have had their face melted off or be cocooned or turned into a human incubator for a chest burster. That's the lesson here - when things get tough, just start Silly Walking and watch how your day gets better!
Tags: funny, nerd, geek, silly-walk, parody
Guard: Where'd you get the coconuts? King Arthur: We found them. Guard: Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! King Arthur: What do you mean? Guard: Well, this is a temperate zone. King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried. Guard: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here? Guard: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? King Arthur: Please! Guard: Am I right?
Tags: dead-parrot, killer-rabbit, silly-walk, monty-python-and-the-holy-grail, black-knight