What is that? Is it dead? Why is it still looking at me? Not sure what it is or who did that to it, but wouldn't it look swell on a shirt? Let's find out. Hand-drawn Grinch-like mass of alien body parts inside the EN icon for your amusement. Just don't poke it with a stick, whatever you do.
Tags: sports, enflict
We like the bike! We heart the cart! We sling bananas like Warhol art. Blue is the shell and white is the spike That nukes the cart and fries the bike. Heat-seeking, foe-freaking, wondrous red shells won't ricochet like a green bat out of hell! I do not like Goombas, King Boo or Chain Chomp. Give me Bob-omb. Me gusta POW Block! Skidding and bumping are just part of the race, But only Bowsers use Bullets to come in first place. Poem by Josiah Bancroft.
Tags: doctor-seuss, doctor-suess, mario, blue-shell, nintendo