America Was Never Great T-Shirt - Funny political parody shirt - "America Was Never Great". Not feeling Trump fever? Then this is the shirt for you! America may have been great for you, but not for all of us buddy. Make a statement with this controversial "America Was Never Great" Shirt!
King Koopa is a hard fellow to work for. He's got little room in his heart for anyone but Princess Toadstool, yet his legions of minions gladly sacrifice their lives to prevent that pesky plumber Mario from thwarting his schemes. Life is hard in the Mushroom Kingdom, and doin' what's right doesn't always seem right. Why did I turn out the way I did? Bowser never loved me, that's why.
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"I know how everyone else's life Is supposed to fly by Then someone turns and says What about you? And I stand here Mouth open Mind blank This should have all work itself out by now The map of my life should be clear and precise With little red dashes and circles so nice Showing roadblocks And landmines Oh, I am not unbreakable I am breaking right now Maybe everyone can't have the dream Maybe everyone can't kiss the frog Maybe it'll be me and a dog And the little stuff dolphins on the floor And a little dog door Oh, I am not unbreakable I am breaking right now I need to be unbreakable Somehow, it's never Or now" Stars Hollow - The Musical
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