The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.
Here are 42 things you could use a towel for. Why 42? It just seemed right, its not like it has any cosmic significance or anything.
International Fisting Day!!! Fisting day is a global event, celebrating an act that uses the entire hand. No, I didn’t make this up, but I am just as filled with joy, as you might expect. Many people enjoy fisting for a multitude of various reasons. As always safety first. All proceeds benefit victims of fisting accidents.