Funny Birthday Vintage Retro Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Retro 1974 Styleuniversal

Can you help Debbie and martin solve the case of...wait, nobody cares.

"You boys go outside and play with your knives!"

Funny - Lake Titicaca, Boliva (vintage distressed design)

Avoid all of life's responsibilities with these fun and cowardly strategies!

Celebrate your birth year with these retro looking graphics on any garment.

Who invited this guy?

For people born in 1978

Vintage 1974 Original Parts

When the jerks in the office have finally worn you down

Perfect for the horror movie fan!

Some good advice this turned out to be.

Because sometimes it's best to remove yourself from the situation.

Sometimes curling up into a ball and whimpering quietly to yourself is the best option

Don't hate me just because I'm a little cooler

70s retor vintage music cassette1970s Retro t-shirt design saying born in 1970s in retro style lettering. Seventy times is the best time ever. Where is old is golden time. can be a great birthday christmas gift for father, Mother, son, daughter or a friend. 70S vintage RETRO QUOTE peace.

Retro Tee for people born in 1974

Perfect for Mondays, workdays, hectic weekends...ok, I find most things stressful.

our buns have no seeds

*** Limited Edition *** My First Road Rage - Vintage Dark Humour. Buy two or more for your family and friends to save on shipping! Also available on many other products ( mask, sticker, t-shirt, mug, and many more )

Bigfoot Retro Vintage Sunset Gifts

Hell no!

Image taken from a vintage Korean Blues Brothers advertisement.

Don’t settle for a dodgy wig that’s gonna come off at the wrong time. Get yourself down to Queens and visit Morrie’s Wig Shop, right next door to the Suite Nite Club. This guy’s wigs are tested against hurricane winds (so important!) and are guaranteed to stay on your cranium (unless you’re being assaulted by a local wiseguy).

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza." This one is a play on one of the more commonly misunderstood lyrics out there. With retro mall iron-on style lettering and a vintage pic of the man himself, this one's a throwback special riddled in obscurity that will have people asking WTF!? This version of the Hold Me Closer tee includes a tasteful vintage effect, including plenty of cracks, chips and fading making it look like you picked it up in the 70s.

And on that farm he had a.......demonic goat?

You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

Be careful

Thanks Santa! This is the best Christmas ever.

independent and resourceful

When conducting experiments, always remember to use the correct scientific safety apparatus, such as football helmets.

Our buns have no seeds :)

Vintage Bonneville Fastest Motorcycle decal by MotorManiac

World's OKAYEST Runner

Run kids, run!