Funny Retro Long Sleeve T-Shirts

"You boys go outside and play with your knives!"

Can you help Debbie and martin solve the case of...wait, nobody cares.

Sometimes curling up into a ball and whimpering quietly to yourself is the best option

Avoid all of life's responsibilities with these fun and cowardly strategies!

The classic joke of who is on first with all the names. Explain the joke with a picture.

When the jerks in the office have finally worn you down

Sasquatch bigfoot Hide seek world champion - Bigfoot believer Vintage Gift T-Shirt

our buns have no seeds

The real reason Jack fell down and broke his crown?

Number 1 crush!

Perfect for the horror movie fan!

Because sometimes it's best to remove yourself from the situation.

Some good advice this turned out to be.

Perfect for Mondays, workdays, hectic weekends...ok, I find most things stressful.

Hell no!

"This has been the greatest Summer ever!" exclaimed Johnny

Is this you? Is this someone you know? Then express your feelings through the wonder of a t-shirt. Let people know how you feel through shirts. Oh, and tell them who's boss even if you're not on top.

Dark Arts & Crafts

Dune tours, come visit!

Funny - Lake Titicaca, Boliva (vintage distressed design)

This design was hand painted using watercolor and other materials. Now that’s pretty cash money of me.

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza." This one is a play on one of the more commonly misunderstood lyrics out there. With retro mall iron-on style lettering and a vintage pic of the man himself, this one's a throwback special riddled in obscurity that will have people asking WTF!? This version of the Hold Me Closer tee includes a tasteful vintage effect, including plenty of cracks, chips and fading making it look like you picked it up in the 70s.

Help ur neighbors

At least this pack of savage, nomadic wolves understands me

Bone saw and stethoscope sold separately.

Don't hate me just because I'm a little cooler

Funny retro typography design for Christians who appreciate a little humor in puns. This grunge style vintage design is perfect for pastors, followers of Jesus, youth group leaders, Sunday school college students and church bible study.

When conducting experiments, always remember to use the correct scientific safety apparatus, such as football helmets.

Friendship is magic

A long time ago he sacrificed himself for the human race to prosper in the great hard battle against the Neanderthals Demons. He is Jurassic Jesus!

*Don't forget to roll your sleeves

Don’t settle for a dodgy wig that’s gonna come off at the wrong time. Get yourself down to Queens and visit Morrie’s Wig Shop, right next door to the Suite Nite Club. This guy’s wigs are tested against hurricane winds (so important!) and are guaranteed to stay on your cranium (unless you’re being assaulted by a local wiseguy).

The classic Hanna-Barbera characters featured in this design by me!

And on that farm he had a.......demonic goat?

Never under estimate the power of the berries.