Microsoft Windows Long Sleeve T-Shirts

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This isn’t just an OS, it’s the freshmaker. « Bill Gates wants to know your location »

Embrace your inner techy

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Go to Settings to activate Windows.

The little know-it-all is back! In apparel form!

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Microsoft Corporation is an American multinational technology corporation headquartered in Redmond, Washington. Microsoft's best-known software products are the Windows line of operating systems, the Microsoft Office suite, and the Internet Explorer and Edge web browsers. Its flagship hardware products are the Xbox video game consoles and the Microsoft Surface lineup of touchscreen personal computers. Microsoft ranked No. 21 in the 2020 Fortune 500 rankings of the largest United States corporations by total revenue; it was the world's largest software maker by revenue as of 2019. It is one of the Big Five American information technology companies, alongside Alphabet (Google), Amazon, Apple, and Meta (Facebook).

What is my purpose? You download/install chrome.

Embrace your inner techy

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Your good old windows error msg.

Coming soon the new new new version... From Technostalgia series by @Nerdland2

Are You Sure You Want To Delete Your Existence? //. Microsoft Windows 95 Tumblr Meme

For certified freaks only.

The Classic Windows Start Button with a shocking twist.

Warning. You're A Failure. Microsoft Windows 95 Tumblr Meme

Windows 10 Recycle Bin Full

Windows 10 Recycle Bin Empty

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The classic Activate Windows notification.

The cool Microsoft Paint logo

An old computer icon from a Windows OS

Has never been all that useful.

In the time before subscription model software packages there was Microsoft Word 97. And with Word 97 came a hero that we didn't want, but we deserved...

NO Windows. Just say no to windows. Mac master race, anti pc.

FATAL_ERROR_Win95

The classic Windows warning that pops up everytime you boot up your computer.

Skynet is the fictional conscious, gestalt, artificial general intelligence system that features centrally in the Terminator franchise and serves as the franchise's main antagonist. This shirt features the Skynet 97 retail packaging that one might assume existed for PC owners to install into their home computers as part of Skynet's plan for global domination. This version of the Skynet 97 tee is thoughtfully aged with some subtle yellowing, a little fade and some cracking and chipping to give it a genuine vintage look.

Caricature to Bill Gates

Windows Updates, SSD Upgrades, Dust Maintenance, Application Support, fixing the Coffee Machine .. the Desktop Admin is a technical wizard ready to slash your electronic woes with a cybernetic whip made of 1's and 0's.

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Artwork depicting the cursor arrow on a computer screen applied with a fabric feel. Tovers original design