Saying Long Sleeve T-Shirts

I hate my job toilet paper and toothbrush. Funny gift.

Sometimes when you're feeling down, you have to remind yourself.

Funny sayings - Sarcasm and Orgasm

Not everyone knows where they are going.

My Stomach is Flat. The L is Just Silent.

Ya could have been sweet. No nutritional value.

I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

For those that love funny saying and golf

Fucked Up W/B

Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

To all those delightful oddities out there.

Funny sayings - Everything happens for a reason.

Nasty Sex W/B

Food Pyramid vs. Pizza? Close Enough. (VINTAGE DISTRESSED LOOK)

Design is a cat in a box, with the words, "Tell Schrodinger That I'm Out & That I'm Coming For Him!". Schrodinger's cat, physics humor, nerdy, geeky.

Natural Science reptiles novelty design for dads, brothers, women, men and children. Alligators see you later, Crocodiles see you in a while.

For those that don't like sports but want to be supportive. Go team. You can do it.

The classic joke of who is on first with all the names. Explain the joke with a picture.

Text says "I'm Not Cranky I Just Have A Violent Reaction To Stupid People".

Another baseball original by TeeCreations. Great for the baseball lover on your gift list. Perfect for the baseball mom, player, dad, coach or fan who lives and breathes baseball.

Famous funny quote from boxing legend Mike Tyson

Inspired to create because of my love for the TV Show What We Do In The Shadows

What do you get when your whole family is in your house for the holidays? You get a headache. Our friend Clark understands that.

Funny, cool saying about the rules of eating banana! If do not want to feel embarrassed and misunderstood so Never Make Eye Contact While Eating A Banana. Cool gift for those who have dirty mind and want to make people laugh. Surprise your boyfriend or girlfriend with this hilarious, humorous shirt. They will be impressed when they receive such gift! Wear this t-shirt on your gathering with friends and make them smile.

It's OK if You Don't Like Tennis....Tennis Quote. Find this unique design available in Home Decoration Stuff like : Posters,Canvas Prints ,Throw Pillows ,Sticker,Phone Cases Tote Bags ,Wall Tapestries and more more!!

I'm Only Responsible for What I Say...Not for What YOU Understand....To avoid explanations , get this sarcastic humor design....Find this unique design available in Men and Women T Shirts, Kids Clothing, Tanks, Hoodies, Face Masks and Home Decoration Stuff and Accessories like: Posters, Canvas Prints, Throw Pillows, Stickers, Phone Cases, Tote Bags, Wall Tapestries and more more!!

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

It Ain't Easy Being Wheezy

Grandpa guardian of the kumite. You want to enter, you must win him over.

You Can't Fix Stupid, stupid is as stupid does i suppose!

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

yeah, pardner. not cash money.

I Don't Know Shit About Fuck - Funny meme quote