Penis Mugs

I'm A Penis Flytrap

LIFE IS LIKE A PENIS

"You just assured me that I could speak. I’m under what? Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest. Have a look at the headlock here. See that chap over there? He... GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis, people! Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Oh that’s a nice headlock sir! Oh! Ahh yes, I see that you know your Judo well. Good one. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare... get your hands off me. Tata & farewell!"

Crotch goblins, penis bat and vagina snake

Also known as the manaconda for it's uncanny resemblance to a certain part of the male anatomy these animals are rarely seen

Big Wong Restaurant has served Malaysian-style food for the Las Vegas community for over 12 years. Closed the Summer of 2023

Share your love missile with someone special this Valentines

Remember that time a rat ran off with Sir Corpse's rotted old member? Well, now you can relive it daily! Indeed confuse the world around you with this bizarre t-shirt.

Who doesn't love a good hotdog! and show how you don't appreciate fillers and meat-by-products!

The official Trollpikken design from Norway. Designed in the official Norwegian flag colors red, white and blue. Designed and created in Norway by Norwegian designer

Coming at you!

When your over-endowed stag is feeling shy...

Go on, ask me about it.

Life Is Short & So Is Your Penis - Humorous Typography Design

Get your hand of Santa's penis!!

This is a mock-up advert for the restaurant that Mr. "Democracy Manifest" dined at in Queensland Australia, when he got arrested on suspicion of credit card fraud and launched into his famous rant that includes "this is democracy manifest"

Life Is Short & So Is My Penis - Humorous Typography Design

Another fun fact!

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Start 2020 off right with this custom lovingly designed by the team wefuture. Show your passion for life with this stylish and practical custom, We have dozens of other beautiful custom so you can find the right ones to inspire you at the right moments.

Start 2020 off right with this custom lovingly designed by the team wefuture. Show your passion for life with this stylish and practical custom, We have dozens of other beautiful custom so you can find the right ones to inspire you at the right moments.

My alter ego

This funny innuendo features a vintage illustration of a tiny pianist.

My 'Pen' Is Huge | Boys’ Night Out | Party Time

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Start 2020 off right with this custom lovingly designed by the team wefuture. Show your passion for life with this stylish and practical custom, We have dozens of other beautiful custom so you can find the right ones to inspire you at the right moments.

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perfect for work play or church

When your over-endowed stag needs just a little censoring...

When your wildly over-burdened stag is feeling bashful...

I'm Missing Parts - the perfect Christmas gift for those who might be missing baggage in their britches. #nodick #noballs #snowman #frosty #frostythesnowman #penishumor #dickjokes #xmas #christmas #humor #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

The three most essential things in life! Get yours today, gurl!

Smile

Simple and deep

When the mind goes and draws insight, I drew it without prior planning.

Butterfly of hope