Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best? Dwight Schrute: That’s a ridiculous question. Jim Halpert: False. Black bear. Dwight Schrute: That’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought— Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Dwight Schrute: Bears do not… What is going on?! What are you doing?!
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Gremlins Ugly Christmas Sweater, but remember the rules if you get one as a present… Don’t get it wet (unless washing), don’t spill food on it after midnight (it’ll be too late to put it through a cycle), and don’t leave it out in the sun (It’ll fade).
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