Chris Farley Mugs

Don't end up living in a van down by the atmospheric river without this t-shirt!!!

VINTAGE - Callahan Auto Parts

A funny cartoon illustration of Matt Foley, motivational speaker. This is one of Chris Farley's most memorable characters. The funny text reads what do you want to do with your life.

Callahan Auto Parts - Tommy Boy

Pixel Matt Foley Motivational Speaker Lineup with Neon Sign

Pixel Matt Foley Motivational Quote Well La De Freakin Da!

Looking for a motivational speech? Do you want to live in VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER‽ Well we've got the shirt for you.

Pixel Matt Foley Motivational Quote SHUT YOUR BIG YAPPER!!!

Pixel Matt Foley Motivational Quote Maybe Im Not the Norm

Huge Embarassing Failure

Pixel Matt Foley Motivational Quote I Have NO Charisma!!!

trucker hat tommy boy movie classic

A design based on the quote by Bartholomew Hunt in the movie Almost Heroes. Hunt: "Fearsome beasts of the mountains and plains. I've seen a bear so powerful... that it *snapped* a man's body in half with his huge jaws. Garrgghh! Garrgghh! I've seen a badger with paws as big as frying pans. And that'd rip your face right off! Right off! Nothing you can do with that! Just rip it off! Once there was a hawk that swooped down from the sky... Aggghhh! Aggghhh! Aggghhh! And plucked a man's eyeballs out of his sockets. Auuuggghhh! Auuuggghhh! The fella was screaming, "I'm blind! I can't see!" *Twice* when I was fishing... "

"Welcome to Snakes Bend" - This is a design that commemorates the trading post that Bartholomew Hunt visits in Snakes Bend in the 1998 adventure comedy film Almost Heroes.

The oil company originally ran by the father of SNL legend Chris Farley in Madison Wisconsin.

I'm going to see it again and again.

Da Bears!

Tommy Boy

"Richard is there a mark on my face?" "Nope, ship-shape!"

Pixel Matt Foley Motivational Quote Youre Not Going to Amount to JACK SQUAT!!!

Pixel Matt Foley Motivational Quote I Hear You Like Rollin Doobies

Pixel Matt Foley Motivational Quote I Live in a VAN Down By the RIVER

Classic.

Humourous quote