Damsel In Distress Mugs

I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.

For the self-rescuing princess.

Save the girl

I'm a damsel, I'm in distress.

I'm a damsel I'm in distress I can handle this Have a nice day!

Never Fails is for roleplay gamers, fantasy fans, and cartoon lovers. Never Fails is Steamy Raimon original cartoon art. *giant trolls tricking knight in shining armor

Evil King Pickle: Damsel in Distress

Jessica Fletcher, vintage style

STARTLING STORIES--VINTAGE PULP ART

A young woman's marriage to a charming prince turns into a fierce fight for survival when she's offered up as a sacrifice to a fire-breathing dragon

I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this, have a nice day.

I can handle this.

She can take care of herself, thanks.

Who will win in this high stakes showdown at the O.K. Kitty Corral ?

strong woman balancing on rock - causing positive stress

ROBOT damsel in distress

The Damsels of Dorkington rendered as superheroes!

i can only dream of being this amazing

One of the best quotes from pretty woman, because she did in fact, save him right back.

Not your damsel in distress

Another great illustration from renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Movie Stars Collection

drag·on /ˈdraɡən/ n. (1) a bodyguard (2) a wingman

Heroes love rescuing damsels in distress, even when they say they don't need it. Meg might be a damsel and she might be in distress, but she can handle it. Show your man you can handle it too!

"Today Was a Fairytale" lyrics by Taylor Swift

What if the horror movie The Cabin In The Woods had originally been a twisted tale from the shudder pulps of yesteryear? I think the cover would look something like this...

Megara quote

She drank the combination of sleep and love potion, tired of her cursed and shambled life, to wait for her saviour.

It has been a long time since Daral Crowne had a new book out. Now, he's back, and as oddly entertaining as ever. Watch for more new titles soon. Painting by Norman Saunders, ca mid 1930's.

Your heart best friend

Snacktime

Even in prison we can still find the prettiest of the white flower.

Like this Teddy Bear Princess, you're no damsel in distress! This bear is a great way to show that you're still a lady even thogh you can take care of yourself. Pair her with other medieval designs for the full set!

No rescue needed.