Can I just be honest here? I think I'm among friends. I can speak freely, right? I know we're suppose to be tolerant and politically correct and all that but... I hate tomatoes. I really don't care if it's a vegetable or fruit. It's nasty either way. There. I said it. I got it off my chest and feel better. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/
Tags: yellow, happy, funny, cute, smile
If I were to open a restaurant, there would not be a single dish that wasn’t pun related. This is my burger menu: Sir Lanshallot // Sir Lancelot. Olive-r Twist // Oliver Twist. Fried and Prejudice // Pride and Prejudice. A Beet-Car Named Desire // A Streetcar Named Desire. Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese // Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This). Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Stayin’ A-Chive // Stayin’ Alive. License to Kale // License to kill. Ham-let // Hamlet. War and Peas // War and Peace. The Corn Supremacy // The Bourne Supremacy. New Yolk City // New York City. Avocadon’t Worry, Be Happy // Don’t worry, be happy.
Tags: food, burger, burgers, puns, terrible-puns