Half Man Mugs

Inspired by the debut album of Birkenhead pop legends Half Man Half Biscuit.

Design based on a track from the Half Man, Half Biscuit album "Back in the DHSS"

This fine art T-Shirt features a design of the iconic Half man Half biscuit combination. Made from 100% Who doesn't love a good old fashioned quote? This is the perfect gift for any Half Man Half Biscuit fan!

This fine art T-Shirt features a design of the iconic Half man Half biscuit combination. Made from 100% Who doesn't love a good old fashioned quote? This is the perfect gift for any Half Man Half Biscuit fan!

The model of the perfect man. Body prooportions, in check, well toned and muscled, and of course...half an orange for a head. Get this and many more fun designs from Melty Shirts. This one is available across products in several colours and sizes.

Half-Life 2 Quote: Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman.

Half-Life 2 Quote: Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman.

Half human half beast

As inspired by the legendary Half Man Half Biscuit and their fine tune "The b*stard son of Dean Friedman" introduced to the world by John Peel on 8th September 1986.

G-Cat Parody Pixel Art Design

This handy man shirt is awesome!

Inspired by a line from their song “Stuck up a Hornbeam”, from their album “Urge for Offal” I give you the almost legendary Half Man Half Biscuit.

Celebrate the golden jubilee with our 50th Birthday collection, full of unique gift ideas and quotes for both men and women. Whether it's for your dad, mum, or a friend, discover the perfect present to mark their half-century milestone with humor and joy. Ideal for anyone looking for a memorable 50th birthday celebration.

As inspired by the lyrical genius of Half Man Half Biscuit and the song "F*ckin' 'Ell it's Fred Titmus" from their debut album Back in the D.H.S.S.

Half-Life 2 Quote: Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman.

Inspired by the song “Eno Collaboration” from the album “Voyage to the Bottom of the Road” by Birkenhead pop legends Half Man Half Biscuit.

Inspired by the song "The Unfortunate Gwatkin" by Birkenhead pop legends Half Man Half Biscuit.

Vince Carter aka Half Man, Half Amazing.

A walking pile of goo.

Design inspired by the legendary Half Man Half Biscuit and their song “Slipping the Escort”.

Inspired by the song “National Sh!te Day” by the mighty Birkenhead pop ensemble Half Man Half Biscuit. May the lord have mercy on their soul.

Shot of a Half Moon on a clear night.

Chained by your passion

Inspiration taken from the the song “Lord Hereford’s Knob” by the mighty Half Man Half Biscuit from their album CSI:Ambleside.

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Forget about Freeman

With this tee shirt you can wow your friends with this awesome mash up! Will the Ninja Ghosts catch Shred-Man? You be the judge!

Absent from the Body rise from ruins

Absent from the Body metalheads

you're my creepier half you're my other half im with her couple goals

Absent from the Body

Absent from the Body groove metal

Absent from the Body sludge metal

Perfect shirt-design for a real super hubby, a dream man, an ideal husband. Cool as a birthday present or a christmas gift for your darling. He will love it. Also available: Super Husband

Perfect shirt-design for a real super hubby, a dream man, an ideal husband. Cool as a birthday present or a christmas gift for your darling. He will love it. Also available: Super Husband

Half human half hero centaur mythical creature art of tatto style in space.