The Slaughter High Lions were true to their school in that they would slaughter their opposing teams. And at the head of most teams stood Gavin Gatley, charging forward with the pride of the whole school. --Men With Curves inspired design--
Tags: slaughter-high, blue-and-gold, lions, team, school
He was born on Pluto to a family of space jackals in a crystal oasis. But his jackal family realized all too quickly that Pluto was too cold a place to raise such an abomination. Seriously, he didn’t look like a jackal at all. They shot him off of Pluto on a space rock and wished him the best. When he crashed on Earth in the most spectacular fireworks display the human population had ever seen, he was adopted by a pair of secret agents hired by the government and the entire world swore an oath to keep his Plutonian jackal origins a secret. He’s lived a normal human life ever since.
Tags: dreamlocked, comic, gag, stars, dumb
"So what sports do the Unicorns play in the spring?" he asked then, biting lightly at his thumb nail and watching the road. He'd recalled the school's mascot, and even laughed a little at the thought. Here he was -- a lion moving into a valley of unicorns. --Another Men With Curves inspired design--
Tags: sports, unicorn, m, mascot, logo