Most Wonderful Mugs
Funny Happy Thanksgiving Santa Claus is the perfect t-shirt to wear for Thanksgiving dinner. Happy Thanksgiving family attire is perfect for when you are about to stuff your face with turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy, biscuits, green beans, casseroles, stuffing, bacon, wine, cider, beer, sparkling wine, champagne, pretty much stuffing your stomach with food. Wait there's more pie, apple pie, pumpkin pie, blueberry pie, pecan pie, ice cream, cookies, butter, more wine, cider, beer, champagne, sparkling wine and a whole lot more turkey. Thanksgiving day is a day to be thankful for your family, friends, food and gives us all a reason to hate on that one family member. Remember Santa Claus comes on Christmas Day which is December 25 so make sure you're nice and fat for him. Remember your New Years resolution to lose just "5" lbs is only a week after that so you may as well eat all that you can, act like a complete jerk during Thanksgiving Dinner, fight a couple of people during Black Friday and insult some kid on a blog because we are all keyboard warriors fighting over who got the better deal for Cyber Monday. Anyways Happy Thanksgiving, Love Santa!
Tags: funny-santa-claus, thanksgiving-day-gift, keyboard-warrior, most-wonderful-time-of-the-year, merry-x-mas
I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: 80s, retro, cute, cartoons, rainbow