I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: 80s, retro, cute, cartoons, rainbow
Do you feel like a whale constantly able to consume a million tons of food at any time? well then this lovely shirt may be for you! A positive message wrapped in a punny quote about pastries. get one for yourself, our friends, your mom! Share the love, the happiness, and the frosting!
Tags: doughnuts, doughnut, pastry, funny-shirt, funny