Pole Fitness Mugs
Need to stay in shape during the long voyage to Mars? The professionals at Martian Fitness (mid-deck on the Interplanetary Transport System) will get you in colony-founding shape. Click the buy button to get your Martian Fitness tshirt before the rocket is ready. We're ready for Mars, are you
Tags: geek, weight-lifting, mars-mission, exercise, elon-musk
When you think of the winter holidays you probably picture a tree or a menorah. In Festivus "there's a pole". Celebrate the new holiday with a Festivus Pole tee that explains the lack of decoration needed to celebrate the holiday.
Tags: i-find-tinsel-distracting, there-s-a-pole, it-requires-no-decoration, airing-of-grievances, christmas