Shell Shock Mugs
We like the bike! We heart the cart! We sling bananas like Warhol art. Blue is the shell and white is the spike That nukes the cart and fries the bike. Heat-seeking, foe-freaking, wondrous red shells won't ricochet like a green bat out of hell! I do not like Goombas, King Boo or Chain Chomp. Give me Bob-omb. Me gusta POW Block! Skidding and bumping are just part of the race, But only Bowsers use Bullets to come in first place. Poem by Josiah Bancroft.
Tags: doctor-seuss, doctor-suess, mario, blue-shell, nintendo
Everyone knows the best way to fight evil mutant environmentalist eagle and vultures is to whack them with clothing hangers! Show your preparedness with this t-shirt inspired by the infamous romantic thriller, Birdemic: Shock and Terror!
Tags: movie, science, cult-films, movies, mst3k