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Terrible Advice Mugs

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Cassettes

Tags: midi, tape, cassette, cassette-tape, music

Tape Deck Mug

by 96icreate
$15
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"Hey. You got a second?" "Sure. Expect the worst."

Tags: snark, witty, poop, text, garbage

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“Music Snob Tip #376: Don't wear the t-shirt of the band you're going to see.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The first design in a series of ‘Music Snob Tips’ by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: band, rock, music, bandshirt, punk-band

The Shirt of the Band Mug

by ElizabethOwens
$15
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“Music Snob Tip #073: The longer the hair, the deeper the roots... rock.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The tenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: silhouette, 1970s, stillwater, seventies, roots

The Longer the Hair Mug

by ElizabethOwens
$15
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Love hard rock and/or metal? Want to see “Perpetual Hiatus Tour”? Here's your ticket (or, at the very least, the tour merch!) “Music Snob Tip #422: The PERPETUAL HIATUS Tour! Featuring I.D.K., with special guests The Noshows & C. Ya Neva. At some place, who knows when?” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-seventh design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: fire, flame, flames, 1980s, 1980

Metal's Perpetual Hiatus Tour Mug

by ElizabethOwens
$15
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“Music Snob Tip #541: ROCK OUT with your index and pinky fingers OUT.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-fifth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: music-snob-tip, punk, rock-concerts, gig, concert

Rock Out Mug

by ElizabethOwens
$15
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The same as “Flutes — Music Snob Tip #413,” but in an alternate color treatment! What fun! “Music Snob Tip #413: Flutes — so cool, only BAND GEEKS can hear 'em.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The eighteenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: geek, music, jazz, symphonic-band, concert-band

MORE Flutes Mug

by ElizabethOwens
$15
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“Music Snob Tip #062: Cassettes. Easily portable. Hardly vinyl.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-fourth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: music-genres, alt-rock, scene, punk, rnfnr

Cassettes. Mug

by ElizabethOwens
$15
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You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Tags: video-games, the-legend-of-zelda, childhood, nintendo, majoras-mask

Terrible Fate Mug

by FinalKayden
$15
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“Music Snob Tip #696: Stationary jams and grooves are STRICTLY PROHIBITED.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-seventh design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the first to debut on TeePublic!

Tags: gaming, art, keytar, genres, genre

Obey the Keytar Mug

by ElizabethOwens
$15
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“Music Snob Tip #002: Vinyl. Accept nothing else.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The third design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: music, music-snob-tips, music-snob-tip, music-genres, analog

Vinyl. Mug

by ElizabethOwens
$15
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“Music Snob Tip #726: A band is only as good as its LOGO/MUSIC!” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-eighth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the second to debut on TeePublic!)

Tags: music, geek, nerd, parody, scene

Logo vs. Music Mug

by ElizabethOwens
$15
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“Music Snob Tip #20/20: Bands that wear eyeglasses tend to have the best songs.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The sixth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: music, silly, funny, humor, wit

Fourth Eye Blind Mug

by ElizabethOwens
$15
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The same as “To DYE For”, but in an alternate color treatment for light-colored shirts and hoodies! What fun! “Music Snob Tip #075: Music to DYE for.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-fifth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: bright-hair, neon-hair, emo, headbang, headbangers

MORE to DYE For Mug

by ElizabethOwens
$15
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“Music Snob Tip #239: NEVER call any BANDS by their FULL NAMES.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-ninth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the third to debut on TeePublic!)

Tags: music, full-names, full-name, initial, name

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“Music Snob Tip #075: Music to DYE for.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-fifth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: pastel, rainbow, dye, haircolor, paramore

To DYE For Mug

by ElizabethOwens
$15
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Spooky.

Tags: the-legend-of-zelda, legend-of-zelda, video-games, videogames, nintendo

A Terrible Fate Mug

by Huegh
$15
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“Music Snob Tip #074: The higher, the fly-er...” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The eleventh design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: head, travel, fly, stars, star

The Higher, The Fly-er Mug

by ElizabethOwens
$15
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(Perfect for any Music Theory enthusiasts whose skin crawls at the thought of dissonant chords.) “Music Snob Tip #439: Don't let the DISSONANCE make you DISTANT.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-sixth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: terrible-advice, mock-advice, listening-to-music, musical-notation, musical-staff

Spooky Scary Dissonance! Mug

by ElizabethOwens
$15
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You've met with a Terrible Fate, Haven't You?!

Tags: happy-mask-salesman, salesman, link, nintendo, video-games

Terrible Fate Mug

by FnCWorks
$15
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A funny star wars cartoon inspired by the force awakens movie

Tags: bae, gaming, geek, pop-culture, parody

Advice Mug

by BoggsNicolas
$15
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“Music Snob Tip #413: Flutes — so cool, only BAND GEEKS can hear 'em.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The eighteenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: geek, high-school, high-school-marching-band, college-marching-band, collegiate-marching-band

Flutes Mug

by ElizabethOwens
$15
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“Music Snob Tip #704: you WIN... or you BREAK YOUR LEG.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-third design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: terrible-advice, mock-advice, listening-to-music, making-music, broken-leg

SUPER Dave of King Chairs! Mug

by ElizabethOwens
$15
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Dr. Horrible in the style of Peanuts.

Tags: nerd, parody, pop-culture, dr-horrible, dr-horrible-sing-along-blog

Horrible Advice Mug

by beware1984
$15
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“You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?” The Salesman asked as he turned to look in the eyes of the young Deku before him. An unsettling smile, accompanied by an equally as unsettling laugh left the man as his hands twisted together taking in the sight of the boy. “You are more than what you seem, are you not?” He asked again, rocking in his posture, making the air of the room all the more eerie. “Bring me your lost object in three days, and I can help you return to your original form….but you must also bring me…. my mask.”

Tags: majoras-mask, majorasmask, video-games, gaming, geek

Terrible Fate Mug

by kira_elric
$15
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Tags: game, video game, skull kid, majoras mask, vector

Terrible Fate Mug

by Buzatron
$15

Tags: nyc, new-york, nostalgia, nineties, 90s

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Tags: mum, wall, women, chef, cuisine

Baking Advice Mug

by SophieCorrigan
$15
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Tags: rupauls, rupauls-drag-race, drag-race, alaska-thunderfuck, pop

Your Makeup is Terrible Mug

by guirodrigues
$15
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Tags: nintendo, hyrule, skull-kid, link, zelda

A Terrible Fate Mug

by dannyhaas
$15
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How to train your dragon!

Tags: toothless, nightfury, funny, cool, vector

Terrible Terror Mug

by KanaHyde
$15
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Lock yourself away and escape that terrible fate you've been met with..

Tags: the-legend-of-zelda, legend-of-zelda, zelda, loz, majoras-mask

Terrible Heart Mug

by Colonius
$15
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Tags: free, cujoh, jolyne, shigechi, harvest

Terrible Soldiers Mug

by ThanksAnyway
$15
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"I'd rather swallow razor blades than have a drink with you. Oh, by the way... I'm not alone. I'm with Muriel."

Tags: movies, nostalgia, 90s-movies, 90s, porpoise-spit

You're Terrible! Mug

by Plan8
$15
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Don't teach my how to handle my children, I am living with one of yours and He needs a lot of improvement!

Tags: mum, mamma, witty, witty-phrase, baby

Your Advice Mug

by Fluff
$15
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Not a Velociraptor skull, it's a Deinonychus skull! This design will claw at you.

Tags: prehistoric-creature, prehistoric, dinosaurs, dino, velociraptor

TERRIBLE CLAW Mug

by Shamus_Beyale
$15
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