Again? Another night sweet blissful heaven-on-earth cuddle time ruined by this great wall of happiness-crushing animosity. This means war. This pillow has to go. After observing the pillow for nights with the footage you've collected on your secret camera. You realize the pillow is in fact alive and takes pleasure in preventing you from cuddling your beloved. Throwing it away wouldn't help as it would just crawl back over to its same spot night after night. You could cut it up but then it would just re-assemble itself. So the only logical thing to do is go on a vacation with your man to Hawaii. Climb to the top of a volcano with him and toss the little green devil into the lava. Cuddling time will never be ruined ever again.
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Are you extremely self conscious in public spaces? Do you worry about embarrassing yourself in conversation? With this shirt, ensure that anyone who talks to you will know early on that they're in for kind of an awkward experience, and cut down on the number of times you have to apologize per conversation.
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There is nothing like a tiny, tiny accomplishment of an extremely miniscule task to push you from paralyzed anxiety brain to No Wait I Actually Have The Tools To Keep Doing Things I Just Misplace Them Sometimes. Just in case you ever have that issue where you feel like you'd rather disappear from your life in really drastic and negative ways because you've - without warning - ceased to be able to function normally: you will eventually be able to do some small thing that's gonna clear enough space for you to breathe. And enough space to breathe is sometimes just enough space.
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