Who said bread can't be a whole meal!? This pure bread Corgi is the only kind of loaf where the end is one of the best parts! Whether they're splooting, or frapping, or flopping, these loaves always maintain their shape. This shirt is fresh out of the oven and ready for belly rubs (of butter).
Tags: corgi, pembroke, dog, bread, pure-bred
If I were to open a restaurant, there would not be a single dish that wasn’t pun related. This is my burger menu: Sir Lanshallot // Sir Lancelot. Olive-r Twist // Oliver Twist. Fried and Prejudice // Pride and Prejudice. A Beet-Car Named Desire // A Streetcar Named Desire. Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese // Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This). Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Stayin’ A-Chive // Stayin’ Alive. License to Kale // License to kill. Ham-let // Hamlet. War and Peas // War and Peace. The Corn Supremacy // The Bourne Supremacy. New Yolk City // New York City. Avocadon’t Worry, Be Happy // Don’t worry, be happy.
Tags: food, burger, burgers, puns, terrible-puns