Clap Trap Notebooks
Hey! How- oh these pretzels suck… So, how’s your day been, buddy? We haven’t really talked since I left you for dead. Hey you think you’ll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. Bandits’ll get you first. My day? It’s been pretty good. Just bought a pony made out of diamonds, because I’m rich. So you know. That’s cool. Kay, Bye. I’m racking my brain to think of a name for that diamond pony, I bought. I was gonna call it ‘piss-for-brains’ in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe… ‘Butt Stallion’? Nah, that’s even worse. Tell you what, I’ll give it some more thought. I should probably clarify — the diamond horse I’ve been telling you about? It’s not a sculpture or anything. It’s a living horse that actually happens to be made of — actually, I’ll just go get her. Butt Stallion! Say hello. neighs Butt Stallion says hello.
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Tags: cute, mashup, parody, pop-culture, videogames