While he was our nation’s actual first president, few people know about Andrew James Buttsmore. Born in Feb 13th, 1730; Buttsmore would become the First President of the United States, but would soon be stricken from history by an embarrassed and ungrateful country. After his horrific and untimely death on April 29th, 1789, Congress would appoint a young taffy puller named Georgie Washaton as 1st Runner Up President. Buttsmore was born with a rare birth defect, which would ultimately lead Congress’s choice to erase him from history after his death. It was thought that the fledgling America would not survive the world’s ridicule over their first leader. After striking him from history the Persona of “The Father of Our Country: George Washington” was created. Andrew James Buttsmore died in 1789 from a defect related disease known as “Cranial Dysentery”, He was survived by his husband Benjamin Franklin and their horse/love slave Juniper. xaq-industries.com
Tags: conspiracy, cover-up, conspiracy-theory, new-world-order, illuminati
If there is a creature alive beneath the waters of Loch Ness, just what exactly could it be? Theories abound and hoaxes come and go, but the legend of Nessie lives on. Is she merely a crafty plesiosaur that somehow survived through the ages? Or she is just some kind of fish mutated by the effluent from the nearby haggis packing factory?
Tags: loch-ness, loch-ness-monster, monsters, plesiosaur, nessie
You don't have to be an atheist to want to keep science in science class. Sarcastically urging schools to teach other pseudosciences, myths and discredited theories is a fine way to show your pro-science stance. Darwin would be proud!
Tags: teach-the-controversy, controversy, teach, science, evolution
~Hail to Eris~ -from the Principia Discordia What We Know About ERIS (not much) The Romans left a likeness of Her for posterity--She was shown as a grotesque woman with a pale and ghastly look, Her eyes afire, Her garment ripped and torn, and as concealing a dagger in Her Bosom. Actually, most women look pale and ghastly when concealing a chilly dagger in their bosoms. One day Mal-2 consulted his Pineal Gland* and asked Eris if She really created all of those terrible things. She told him that She had always liked the Old Greeks, but that they cannot be trusted with historic matters. "They were," She added, "victims of indigestion, you know." this says noting about the Shirt.. thats why there is a picture :)
Tags: nothing-is-true, freemason-emblem, jaques-demolay, templars, freemasonry-seal
Whether you are concerned about the evil dangers of chemtrails or if you believe these are nothing but the harmless aftermath of jet exhaust, we can all agree that these skinny lines streaking the sky are U-G-L-Y! The Coalition to Keep Clouds Fluffy wants your support to do away with skinny clouds no matter what their cause and/or purpose. Fluffy clouds forever!!!
Tags: trust-no-one, sky, clouds, fluffy-clouds, contrails
An UN-officially updated United Nations Logo map of the world. Note that this U.N. Logo hasn't been changed from the original in any meaningful way. In this version, the perfectly matching flat earth map is simply overlaid in place to add 'extra color' :)
Tags: united-nations-member, united-nations, flat-earth-society, flat-earth, un-logo