You've read about them in the news. Parties where parents expose their children to the measles, believing this will give them some natural immunity to the disease. Most of these people believe that vaccines can be harmful, for example, that vaccines cause autism. Regardless of whether you think these parties are good for your kids, or you side with the scientific medical experts who want to stab your children with needles, you can surely get the conversation started with your Measles Party t-shirt. When someone asks, just say "yeah, I was there at one of the first measles parties, it was great, and yeah, we did wipe used tissues on our tongues, but hey, I didn't get the autism so I think it worked out great!".
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Tags: black and white, tattoo, gothic, dark, saturn
There's a mad pooper on the loose in Colorado Springs, CO! Beware, this defecating damsel has been terrorizing a neighborhood with turds while out on her daily log jog! When asked, "Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids," the stinky seductress replied, "Yeah, sorry." https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/09/19/this-runner-wont-stop-pooping-in-front-of-a-familys-house-now-shes-being-sought-by-police/
Tags: humor, colorado, funny, mad-pooper, fitness
Wear the shirt that says, "You can come at me, Treasury Secretary, but be aware that I do not have time for your Mnuchin minutiae." Yes, future legendary children, the time has come for you to reclaim your time! Let Maxine Waters, the pied piper of progressivism, lead you to the promised land of democratic efficiency! YES WE CAN, just give me a second while I put on my new shirt.
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This one is from the news. I did not realize that you could have alternative facts. Kellyanne Conway, counselor to President Donald Trump, said the White House press secretary gave "alternative facts" when he inaccurately described the inauguration crowd as "the largest ever" during his first appearance before the press this weekend. This is the perfect t-shirt for the newsjunkie, the person who watches every Sunday morning news show, politician, campaign worker, Hillary supporter or t-shirt lover.
Tags: propaganda, patriotism, political, government, donald-trump