Something terrible is lurking around Heartbreak Hotel and whatever you do, don’t step on its blue suede shoes! A bizarre secret experiment has gone awry! Elvis Presley is back from the dead and he wants to spend one night with you!
Tags: rock, music, movie, resident-evil, horror
You don't have to be an atheist to want to keep science in science class. Sarcastically urging schools to teach other pseudosciences, myths and discredited theories is a fine way to show your pro-science stance. Darwin would be proud!
Tags: parody, funny, conspiracy, pseudoscience, creationism
Picture this as a film remake but in T-Shirt form, Brandon Ortwein made a design which years later inspired this remake of a huge Elvis going out of the sea Godzilla style... and then eat a boat, because it's fun to eat boats when you are huge.
Tags: elvis-presley, king-of-rock-and-roll, love-me-tender, jailhouse, the-king
Imagine if Elvis were to act the part of Han Solo in one of his typical early 60s movies. Of course he'd be the main character. in Addition to being an expert pilot and an perfect marksman, he'd also be a ridiculously awesome mechanic, pod-racer, and humanitarian. I'll bet he'd even shame Luke if given the chance to wield a lightsaber. At the end of the movie, he'd pick up an acoustic guitar and bust out a hip-shaking song about the Millennium Falcon while all the hottest girls on Tattooine swooned over him. Yeah, it'd still be cool.
Tags: han-solo, star-wars, solo, fanboy, museum