Escape From New York Notebooks
Snake Plissken - the baddest of the badass movie heroes, forever doomed to be saving the world, all the while trying to figure out how to destroy it, has finally decided that if he's going to be rescuing people for a living, he might as well get paid for it, goddammit! No more Presidential Pardon's, no more plutoxin 7 in the neck, you want a President, his tramp daughter or Donald Pleasence found, then call Plissken's Search and Rescue and pay cash just like everyone else. Ask for Snake by name and get a free M41 grenade this month only.
Tags: escape-from-new-york, 6amcrisis, cool, geek, movie
You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning's crashin' and the thunder's rollin' and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Tags: jack-burton, lo-pan, wing-kong, david-lopan, pork-chop-express
New New York, in 3028. The robot uprising has begun and Bender Bending Rodriguez is tired of these monkey fighting robots in this monday to friday city. He's here to drink beer, smoke cigars and kick some shiny metal butts, and he only has a 6-pack left. He just wants to be left alone to rob people blind in peace, but he can't steal what has already been stolen...or can he?
Tags: movie, funny, parody, mashup, futurama