You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - "Someday, my son will grow to be a man." Well look at you now... you just got whipped, by a bunch of nerds. NERDS! Well, if I was you, I'd do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my Maker, and my COACH!
Tags: culture, frat, pop-culture, popculture, pop
"Holy Water" is subjective. To some, alcohol is the true holy water, because it does actually fight demons, personal ones that is. (Maybe it's poor taste to make jokes about both alcoholism and holy water, but eh what are you gonna do? )
Tags: drink, alcoholic, booze, frat, drinking