This is my blaster. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My blaster is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my blaster is useless. Without my blaster, I am useless. I must fire my blaster true. I must shoot straighter than the Stormtroopers, who are trying to kill me. I must shoot them before they shoot me. I will. Before the Force I swear this creed: my blaster and myself are defenders of my galaxy, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no Empire, but peace.
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These are my Pokemon. There are many like them, but these ones are mine. My Pokemon are my best friends. They are my life. I must master them as I must master my life. My Pokemon, without me, are useless. Without my Pokemon, I am useless. I must train my Pokemon well. I must train harder than my opponent who is trying to defeat me. I must beat him before he beats me. I will...
Tags: pokemon, pikachu, pokeball, charmander, bulbasaur