Cyclopes suffer from horrible depth perception. To overcome this disadvantage in the wild, they've developed a form of echolocation by way of whistling. So use caution the next time you're trekking through the woods and hear "The Andy Griffith Show" theme tune. That could be danger lurking ahead. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/
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Amish Cyborg is an old, Amish man with a big black beard and sideburns who wears a black hat, a white shirt, brown jeans, held up by suspenders, and black shoes. He has one robotic leg and an arm, the latter having the head of a shovel at the end. Half of his face is also robotic, with two red circular lights in the place of his eye, and a robotic cover over his mouth, with green lights on it that go up and down when he talks. Hamurai was a false character, portrayed by the Alien Parasites. He was mentioned to have gone to college with Reverse Giraffe. He is voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson.
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