Jerry Seinfeld Notebooks
A line in a movie might seem very cut and dry, but Kramer and the rest of the cast proved otherwise. They all took on this tricky line trying to make it their own. If you think you can do better than all of them, then get this These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty t-shirt and prove it.
Tags: comedian, comedy, elaine-benes, george-costanza, jason-alexander
When you think of the winter holidays you probably picture a tree or a menorah. In Festivus "there's a pole". Celebrate the new holiday with a Festivus Pole tee that explains the lack of decoration needed to celebrate the holiday.
Tags: i-find-tinsel-distracting, there-s-a-pole, it-requires-no-decoration, airing-of-grievances, christmas
Play Now is the playground equipment company where George Costanza briefly works at the beginning of Season Nine of Seinfeld. When he is hired he has a cane (from the events of "The Summer of George") so the higher-ups at Play Now think he is handicapped. Of course, George milks his injury as much as he can until Play Now finally discovers that he is in fact not handicapped. As a result of this Play Now no longer likes George, and they want him out. This is a pretty obscure one for most people, but there's that one fan out there who will love and appreciate this shirt, especially with it's well work vintage look.
Tags: seinfeld, george-costanza, jerry-seinfeld, kramer, seinfeld-tv-show