Are you a huge liar who loves to rip other people off and exploit them for your own personal gain? Do you feed off of other people's suffering? If so, you're a terrible person. But maybe if you put a cute face on your horrible personality, you can negate some of that awfulness and get people to trust you with their immortal souls!
Or maybe you just like Madoka Magica. That works too.
In the style of the classic 90's "Got Milk?" ads, here's a design for fans of SHAFT's landmark anime, Puella Magi Madoka Magica!
Kyubey's distinctive eyes and smile stare out at you as he gives a variant of his usual pitch.
Get one for the magical girl fan in your life! No contract required.