We like the bike! We heart the cart! We sling bananas like Warhol art. Blue is the shell and white is the spike That nukes the cart and fries the bike. Heat-seeking, foe-freaking, wondrous red shells won't ricochet like a green bat out of hell! I do not like Goombas, King Boo or Chain Chomp. Give me Bob-omb. Me gusta POW Block! Skidding and bumping are just part of the race, But only Bowsers use Bullets to come in first place. Poem by Josiah Bancroft.
Tags: doctor-seuss, doctor-suess, mario, blue-shell, nintendo
Back in 1981 a carpenter by the name of Jumpman rescued his girlfriend Pauline from the clutches of Donkey Kong. The experience was life changing; Jumpman decided to dedicate his life to animal conservation. Back in New York a plumber by the name of Mario heard about this remarkable story and went to the papers claiming that HE rescued Pauline. Mario was given his own game and world wide fame was soon his. Alas, Jumpman is back... and he isn't impressed.
Tags: video-games, art, donkey, kong, jumpman