Parody of Barack Obama's 2012 Presidential Campaign logo. Back Ron Swanson of Pawnee, Indiana as your next President of the United States, and give him all of the bacon and eggs you have. "My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he's allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe...when he desires them." Ron Swanson
Tags: parks-and-rec, breakfast, ron-swanson, 2014-election, modern-family
Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best? Dwight Schrute: That’s a ridiculous question. Jim Halpert: False. Black bear. Dwight Schrute: That’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought— Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Dwight Schrute: Bears do not… What is going on?! What are you doing?!
Tags: the-office, tele, television, dwight-schrute, dunder-mifflin