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I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: funny, sparkle, stars, gay, rainbow
Fuller McCallister likes to drink soda but it doesn't help his issues with wetting the bed. This prompts his mother to warn him about drinking too much Pepsi. It also worries Kevin because he has to share a bed with Fuller.
Tags: fuller-pepsi, christmas, fuller-mccallister, kieran-culkin, caffeine