I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: 80s, retro, cute, cartoons, rainbow
Mourning the end of summer with the last ice lolly in the freezer. No one knows the flavour or how long he's been there. He's had months to perfect his sass. Expect withering comments, ice crystals, and probably some stupid flavour that makes you think "who in their right mind would make this?"
Tags: seasons, winteriscoming, dessert-lover, sarcastic, sassy