Need a health boost? Take a slug of Health Potion - it's good for what ails you! Warning Long term use of Health Potions may result in tremors, convulsions, or uncontrolled shaking of the hands, profuse sweating - even in cold conditions, extreme agitation or anxiety, persistent insomnia, nausea, seizures and hallucinations. Pregnant half-Orcs, Gnomes and Kender are at highest risk. Do not consume with ale, mead or other intoxicating spirits.
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Does everyone get on you about not eating healthy? Do they tell you that you need to eat more fruits and veggies? If that's the case, kindly remind them that you eat PLENTY of fruit-flavored foods, like apple pie, strawberry cheesecake, etc.
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