Are you bitter about everything? You hate the weather, you hate people, you hate fancy coffees, and you hate the people who drink them. You hate dumb people, and you hate smart people. Fun is for losers, and introverts are slugs. Everything sucks, and You hate it. If that sounds like you, than this is the perfect shirt for you! Grab one immediately to tell people, "Hey don't touch me with your filthy disgusting human hands" and let them know you hate them!
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